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Polaris Hall Presents

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

  June 13, 2024 8:00 PM

Doors Open: 7:00 PM
TICKET PRICES CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
GENERAL ADMISSION 21+: $29.00

TICKET SALE DATES
GENERAL ADMISSION 21+ Public Onsale: April 5, 2024 10:00 AM to June 13, 2024 10:00 PM

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of local hotspots. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.


Preferred Seating includes 15 min early entry


Please note, when selecting the Print at Home or Mobile Delivery method, you will not have access to view your tickets until 14 days prior to the performance

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. PLEASE, DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ORDER BEFORE PURCHASING. NO REFUNDS.

THIS EVENT IS GENERAL ADMISSION AND FULLY SEATED.

21 & OVER

VALID US OR CANADA ID REQUIRED FOR ENTRY. GUESTS TRAVELING FROM OUTSIDE US/CA MUST PRESENT A VALID PASSPORT.

Number of Tickets
Limit 6 tickets per order.


* Does not include convenience or handling fees.