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Birds Aren't Real

October 16, 2021 2:30 PM

Doors Open: 1:30 PM
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TICKET PRICES CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
VIP: $75.00
GENERAL ADMISSION - ADVANCE: $35.00
GENERAL ADMISSION - DAY OF SHOW: $40.00
LOWER BALCONY - ADVANCE: $35.00
UPPER BALCONY - ADVANCE: $35.00

TICKET SALE DATES
GENERAL ADMISSION - DAY OF SHOW Public Onsale: October 16, 2021 12:00 AM to October 16, 2021 12:00 PM
VIP / GENERAL ADMISSION - ADVANCE / LOWER BALCONY - ADVANCE / UPPER BALCONY - ADVANCE Public Onsale: August 25, 2021 12:00 PM to October 16, 2021 12:00 AM
Birds Aren't Real: Truth Tour
Matinee Show

at Thunderbird Music Hall (*MOVED from Roxian Theater)
Saturday, October 16th
Doors at 1:30pm
Show at 2:30pm

ALL AGES SHOW

UPDATED COVID-19 POLICY: www.thunderbirdmusichall.com/safety
*Must show proof of vaccination or negative PCR test within 48 hours of show, upon entry*


www.birdsarentreal.com
Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No? How much did it cost you to attend college? How much did you really learn? Despite the Birds Aren’t Real movement reaching millions of people online and being slammed in Newsweek four or five times, only a fraction of a fraction of people can compute this information. What if we told you that you could learn ten times as much in only an hour and a half for the price of one ticket? Take breath and get ready to pinch open your mindeye. Become a knowledge disciple and study under movement representative Peter McIndoe and associates as they peel back your veil of ignorance. (Non-credited. No prerequisites. People of low IQ and low skill level welcome.)

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/birdsarentreal/  
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/birdsarentreal/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/birdsarentreal
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCehpg0LwXCHYqc2ndwCPFaw

UPDATED COVID POLICY: www.thunderbirdmusichall.com/safety

VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience 

Rise above to the highest echelon of truthhood. Partake in the ancient esoteric rites to complete your knowledge quest. 

  • Premium seat in front rows
  • Access to pre-show interactive initiation ceremony   
  • Limited Edition Bird’s Aren’t Real poster
  • Exclusive Bird’s Aren’t Real VIP merch item
  • Early entry into venue
  • First access merch shopping
Number of Tickets
Limit 10 tickets per order.


* Does not include convenience or handling fees.