June is bustin’ out all over at the Pie Shop!
(When will she learn to buy sturdier undergarments, I wonder?)

DC’s finest cutie pies, cupcakes and tarts are back for a Hump Day edition of Pies n’ Pasties!

Come have some hot fun in the summertime with a slice of scintillating striptease, a scoop of scandalous circus, and a shot of shocking sideshow!
(Can you say it three times fast yet?)

These tantalizing titillators are the perfect excuse to start the weekend extra-EXTRA- early!

Reservations strongly discouraged, as are misgivings, worries, and concerns ;-)